Wishlist: Submersible Phone

You may be wondering why anyone (or specifically I) need a waterproof cordless phone. Well, dear readers, it is because I have damaged a phone in the past by using it in moisture-rich environments (i.e. the bathtub). It still works but hasn't been 'right' ever since.

Thus, I am tempted to invest $50 USD in Uniden's Submersible 900 MHz Cordless Specialty Phone. You might be thinking, "but 900 MHz is old technology," and you would be right. I'm all about old technology, though, if I don't have to worry about it interfering with the rest of my 2.4 GHz wireless home. And did I mention it floats?!