Voicemail Greetings

I think it's time for a new greeting on the home voicemail. Here are some ideas I got here:

• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
• Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.