The Laws...

There are a few misnomers, but these are cute nonetheless.

Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

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