8 Ways to Kill Someone with an ipod Nano

This handy article appears on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the internet arm of an indie publisher. The most inventive way to kill someone with a Nano?

6. Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pour the contents on a plate. Break into the lithium-ion battery pack and saturate the tea with the battery's poison, then dry the tea in the sun (or with a hair dryer if you are in a hurry). Put tea back in tea bag and bend the staple back to its original position. Put the tea bag back where you got it.

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