Ready.gov

The US Department of Homeland Security website features visual guides. M.I.Stupid.com has provided captions to help us interpret these ambiguous images. Here's a sample:

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.